I have to admit from the outset; I’m terrible at bargaining.
I’m pretty sure people see me coming and clap their hands in glee—they just
know they’re going to come out on the better side of the bargain. We also don’t
tend to barter with ‘stuff’ that often. Usually we use cash—knowing that local
people, especially in subsistence villages, really need money in hand to in
order to buy essentials.
There are still times we will barter, but the items we carry
to trade with are pretty carefully selected. Basically we don’t stock up on
stuff we wouldn’t use ourselves—so no cigarettes and Playboys or junky plastic
stuff (and no balloons for kids!). What we try to carry are things we know are
hard to come by and can improve life a little, but don’t harm the local
environment: so old swim masks or goggles, hats, sunglasses, binoculars,
reusable water bottles, used clothes, fishing gear, flashlights, tools and
school supplies.
kids are adorable and quickly learn to ask for money and stuff |
when possible we encourage a simple trade-in this case it was coconuts for hats |
Most of what we have aboard for trade are things we’ve ended
up with either from tradeshows, work trips, other boats, or are items that
we’ve replaced with new gear. Having the stuff aboard doesn’t mean it’s always
easy to know when to pull it out though.
Typically we wait for people to ask us for things before we
suggest a trade—this way we know we’re offering up something they can use. So
far in Indonesia
the most coveted item is a swim mask to help with spear fishing. While we’ve
seen some very clever handmade swim goggles—they don’t look comfortable.
If we are going to give--it's typically to a school. We brought in a load of books and supplies to a school in Fiji |
Aboard the boat rather than giving gifts we bring out paper and coloured pencils |
Today we ended up trading away two swim masks. One of them
by accident. Through a series of acquisitions we’ve somehow ended up with seven
SPARE masks. Spares are important—we’ll use them if ours leak, or lend them to
guests. But seven is a lot.
Yesterday when we had about 15 guests aboard one fellow
asked if we had a mask to spare. Not wanting to display all our stuff with
people around we shrugged off the question, but this morning I pulled out a
mask and decided we needed hunt down the fellow who asked after it. Through a
consensus we sort of recalled his name might be Paulus.
Midway through my morning coffee I saw a prau that looked
like Paulus’ blue boat so I waved it over, mask in hand. As it drifted closer I
realized neither occupant was Paulus. Actually one of them was Paulus, just not
our Paulus (who may or may not be Paulus…) Paulus who wasn’t Paulus wanted the
mask though—but all he had to trade was bananas.
Bananas are nice, and I don’t drive a very hard bargain, in
fact I have to try really hard not to give stuff away. Giving stuff away
(except for in dire situations where the need is great and the ability to trade
doesn’t exist—like the fisherman without fish who showed up in his
dissolving-around-him swimsuit and asked for shorts) is a bit of a no-no.
Everyone needs dignity and when one boat starts giving things away it changes
the dynamic from equals, or host and visitor, to beggar and giver.
So if all you have to trade is a hand of bananas—we’re going
to find something of value to offer in exchange. A swim mask wasn’t the thing
though—that’s worth a whole stalk of bananas. So we offered banana Paulus a
t-shirt (which he accepted happily) and headed to shore to find other Paulus.
Once we were on shore we found everyone but Paulus. Evan
chatted with the boat builder and I went to hang out with the ladies who were
headed to market. One of the ladies called me over and started pointing at my
eyes and making glasses symbols. At first I thought she was after reading
glasses or sunglasses but then she mimicked swimming. With no Paulus in sight,
and the need to get going starting to press, I called Evan over to show the
lady the mask.
Mistake. Always start the bargaining process before handing
something over. My error led the lovely lady to thinking I’d given her the
mask. Which made her dance. And then all her friends clapped. She bubbled with
happy. Evan suggested I try to get the mask back, or bargain for something, but
there was no way I was wrecking her windfall and all she seemed to have for the
market were two little pigs….
So right then Paulus showed up (positive that’s not his
name). He saw the mask and his face fell. So we decided to try again—Evan went
back to the boat for another mask. We made it clear we wanted 24 eggs for the
mask. A thrilled Paulus walked us a kilometre straight up hill to the village
to collect the eggs. But when he happily delivered us to the store we realized
our trade had gone wrong again. The store wanted money for eggs. Paulus wanted
the mask for delivering us to the store. We had no money. We wanted eggs.
In the end we sold the mask to the store for a dozen eggs—we
negotiated for 24 eggs, but I wanted Paulus to be able to buy it for a price he
could manage. And taking 24 eggs would have cleared out the store’s entire
stock—we couldn’t do that. So we left a dozen eggs on the table.
We have to hope that Paulus got the mask in the end—all we
know is he stayed behind to bargain for it with the store.