We have been anchored in the beautiful bay of Beau Vallon, enjoying the mountains ashore, the lovely beaches and the cool trade winds blowing from the land.
At about 11 a.m. they unleash the jet skis from shore. Tourists without a clue are given some basic instructions “Try not to hit the anchored sailboats. Have fun!” and pushed out past the mild surf. To say that they are annoying would be charitable.
Do you have what it takes to ride a jetski around and around and around our boat? Take this handy quiz and find out!
1) Hitler was:
(a) misunderstood, mostly
(b) an evil dictator
2) The best way to have fun on a jetski is:
(a) ride around and around anchored sailboats, trying to soak their laundry with your spray
(b) head far out into the ocean and stay away from those crowded sailboats
3) It would annoy me if somebody rode a dirt bike on my front lawn for a few hours:
(a) no way – they’re having a great time!
(b) WTF – get off my lawn you ass!
4) The best way to enjoy a peaceful winter landscape is:
(a) on a Yamaha 3000GXR snowmobile with turbo boosted acceleration. Wee Haa!
(b) on cross country skis
5) When I’m in a nice restaurant I will:
(a) flick peas across the dining room with my spoon
(b) enjoy my meal with my dining companions
Add up all your (a) answers. If you got at least 4 (a) answers, you’re ready to ride!